Accountant
Real accountants for real businesses. Books closed monthly, financials you can read, and finance conversations that don't put you to sleep.
Not Dorks is a modern accounting and finance partner built for growing businesses. We combine bookkeeping, compliance, and financial strategy with a hands-on approach that makes the numbers clear and actionable. Our mission is simple: give founders & leaders the confidence to make smart decisions and the freedom to focus on what they do best. Not Dorks was co-founded by Phil Slabine and Lisa Athanasia, who bring a combined 35 years of accounting and finance leadership. They started Not Dorks to give small businesses and emerging companies the same edge as large corporations—and clients quickly see how much these (not) dorks care about their success.
Minimums: $0+ income; $0+ revenue; $0+ raised